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Monday, November 28, 2011

I'm gonna peek at chu!


Durdy Dawg

Durdy herdy murdy




CLASSICALNESS


Do the mocking bird! Do do do do do the mocking bird! Mock the mockingbird. Throw ya' hands behind ya, no one gonna find ya! Do the mockingbird.. Do do do do do the mocking bird! When in doubt throw ya hands out! Do the mockingbird! This bird can mock but it can't fly! Do the mockingbird! Do do do do do the mocking bird! Look at the clock! It's time to mock! Do the mockingbird!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

TO TABITHA

You're really fun to talk to.  :D  We should hang out.

Cheesy Pickup-Lines

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.


I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!


You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.


My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast


Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.


If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!


It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!


I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?


I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?


Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!


I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!


I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?


Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?


A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"


If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.


I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. 


If I followed you home, would you keep me?


What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!


You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!


Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!


I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?


Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!



Inside Joke.

Sorry for all you guys that didn't understand the mom thing.  English class.  Heheh!

Momtage!?

Hands with faces!?  Let's do it!

Go to bed mom!


The gift of laughter!

Things That Ruin Thanksgiving!

Hilarious!

Check this guy out!
Nigahiga's Channel

I take that back!

I'm not sad.  All families fight.  Shout-Out to Tabitha!  One of my good friends! http://www.facebook.com/shieka2000 
Add her.  She's fun to talk to.

The fights over...

But I'm still sad.  Anyone wanna talk on FB!?
Family fight.  :,(
WHY!?  No malling for me.  :(
Any minecrafters out there!?    If not, here is a trailer.  It's released now.
Poor Charles!  Good party!
THIS IS GOLDEN!  
South County Mall here we come!
Shout-out for MomStalkers!  They have some moderately  funny videos!  The hosts are Taylor Bosworth, and Emma Gibson!  http://www.youtube.com/momstalkers
Mrs. Nelson!  ^

I wanna hug em', and love em', and pet em', and keep em', and name them george 1 and george 2.

My blog's time is 2 hours slow.  Haha, CONFUSION!
Going to the mall.  LES GESSUM SHOES!